yummytomatoes:

rumminov:

the stars were aligned tonight

boy did i make a weird noise seein this beauty 

yummytomatoes:

rumminov:

the stars were aligned tonight

boy did i make a weird noise seein this beauty 

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digitallyimpaired:

now you too can not look stupid in front of everyone

thank u and goodnight

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pumpkinpsychosis:

goodreasonnews:

igotkittypryde:

I liked this quote so much I made this thing.

 “It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they know: that doesn’t make me the Hitler of ice cream

Amen to that.

pumpkinpsychosis:

goodreasonnews:

igotkittypryde:

I liked this quote so much I made this thing.

“It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they know: that doesn’t make me the Hitler of ice cream

Amen to that.

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slashteddy:

ATTENTION: MISSING BABY
Guys I really need your help. My cousin’s girlfriend stopped taking her medication and put out an emergency protective order against him using false claims. He showed up to court today to dispute it and she never showed, so it got thrown out of court. He was allowed to contact her at that point and her phone was turned off; he went home and it was empty. According to her landlord and her work, she quit her job and moved out four days ago. She took Peyton and ran.
The mother’s name is Tara Ricci. She’s about five foot two, has short red hair and freckles. She’s a nurse and she’s a veteran of the Iraq war. She has severe depression and PTSD and without her medication, Peyton could be in danger.
Peyton is less than a year old. She has a strawberry hemangioma on her belly on her right side. She could be under the name Peyton Sophia Ricci or Peyton Sophia Graves, or even Peyton Sophia Ricci Graves.
They’ve been living here in Louisville and Tara Ricci has family in Maryland, but she may be anywhere. She’s apparently driving a new vehicle, but has been known to be driving a silver or champagne colored SUV.
My cousin’s lawyer says he can’t put out an Amber Alert until he gets official joint custody next Friday. They’ve been gone four days already and there’s no telling where they are or even if Peyton is okay.
Please signal boost and keep an eye out; they may be in Maryland or still in Kentucky, but they could be anywhere. If you see them, PLEASE TELL THE POLICE OR SEND ME A MESSAGE, PREFERABLY BOTH.

slashteddy:

ATTENTION: MISSING BABY

Guys I really need your help. My cousin’s girlfriend stopped taking her medication and put out an emergency protective order against him using false claims. He showed up to court today to dispute it and she never showed, so it got thrown out of court. He was allowed to contact her at that point and her phone was turned off; he went home and it was empty. According to her landlord and her work, she quit her job and moved out four days ago. She took Peyton and ran.

The mother’s name is Tara Ricci. She’s about five foot two, has short red hair and freckles. She’s a nurse and she’s a veteran of the Iraq war. She has severe depression and PTSD and without her medication, Peyton could be in danger.

Peyton is less than a year old. She has a strawberry hemangioma on her belly on her right side. She could be under the name Peyton Sophia Ricci or Peyton Sophia Graves, or even Peyton Sophia Ricci Graves.

They’ve been living here in Louisville and Tara Ricci has family in Maryland, but she may be anywhere. She’s apparently driving a new vehicle, but has been known to be driving a silver or champagne colored SUV.

My cousin’s lawyer says he can’t put out an Amber Alert until he gets official joint custody next Friday. They’ve been gone four days already and there’s no telling where they are or even if Peyton is okay.

Please signal boost and keep an eye out; they may be in Maryland or still in Kentucky, but they could be anywhere. If you see them, PLEASE TELL THE POLICE OR SEND ME A MESSAGE, PREFERABLY BOTH.

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14 hours ago · 854 notes · Source

a poem about butts

galifianafuck:

butts are great

butts are nice

let me slap

your butt twice

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h0odrich:

young money 

old money

fast money 

slow money

-Lil Seuss

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risky-tomfoolery:

What’s that smell?FREEDOM.  

risky-tomfoolery:

What’s that smell?

FREEDOM.  

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spritemix-a-lot:

I’m really, really starting to like this pairing. Help.
I can barely find any fanworks for these two, this is terrible.
Actually, Gamzee should be strong enough to pick him up. Goddammit why I draw things without thinking them through first.

spritemix-a-lot:

I’m really, really starting to like this pairing. Help.

I can barely find any fanworks for these two, this is terrible.

Actually, Gamzee should be strong enough to pick him up. Goddammit why I draw things without thinking them through first.

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15 hours ago · 742 notes · Source

hey baby are you ether

monteroon:

because

Read More

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15 hours ago · 92 notes · Source

saiderp:

WHAT IS THIS?

OH MY, IT’S ANOTHER HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY!

It looks like I finally reached 100 followers!!!

And thus, this giveaway was given life.

WHAT COULD YOU WIN?

1st PLACE-

                A pair of troll horns, a matching shirt, and ben nye gray makeup!

2nd PLACE-

                A pair of troll horns with ben nye gray makeup!

3rd PLACE-

                Ben Nye gray makeup!

RULES-

  • You do NOT have to follow me, but if you do you’ll win my unconditional love and it’d be super nice of you.
  • Go ahead and like and reblog as many times as you want, just please be respectful of your followers!
  •  No side blogs allowed! If I see a side blog dedicated to giveaways you’ll be disqualified
  •   Please have your ask open!
  • I WILL ship internationally but it will take longer since I need to earn all the money
  • No ancestor horns, sorry! Those things are just too gigantic!
  • If you’re asking for Tavros horns they will take longer!
  • I WILL DO FANTROLL HORNS, but if you are first place you’ll just choose a random trolls shirt instead then!
  • If you want the Ben Nye makeup, you can only get ONE. So if you want white and gray for Gamzee you’ll have to choose one, sorry!
  • Have fun!

THE WINNERS WILL BE CHOOSEN BY A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR

THE GIVEAWAY WILL END ON JULY 20TH 

Good Luck! <3

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15 hours ago · 4,070 notes · Source

pastichee:

live everyday like you’re gonna steal the declaration of independence.

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buttofbueno:

ANON U IS A DIRTYBUGGING DIRTYBUG
 

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